It has recently come to our attention here at Stop Bad Decisions Inc.® that the fascist, commie, nazi, evil dictator who goes by the alias "Guy" is intending on naming his/her (gender unconfirmed) newly acquired puppy "Arya". Readers have flooded our inbox with calls to impose Naming Rights Sanctions against "Guy" for his crimes against humanity - of which, this is only the latest. We recently contacted "Guy" to plead him/her to refrain from making any further Bad Decisions™. Below is an abstract of the letter sent to "Guy".

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am writing on behalf of Stop Bad Decisions Inc. to inform you that you are about to make a Bad Decision™. An anonymous source has informed us of your intention to name your newly aquired dog (henceforth known as The Victim) Arya. We wish to advise against this action and suggest instead using the name of Arya's (equivalent of a) dog - Nymeria.

Yours sincerely,

Stop Bad Decisions Inc.®

Guy responded by putting dozens of helpless, innocent kittens into a bag and throwing it into the Dawson River.

Please help us stop this Bad Decision™ by signing this petition.

Sincerely,

Stop Bad Decisions Inc.®