Start speaking Interneese!
A radical change is needed in our local internet. It's becoming so hard to distinguish it's fine citizens from the standard riff-raff of the "real" world. Sure, you used to be able to distinguish them from a few select phrases, such as "lol", and "wtf", but now even our mothers are using these phrases. So, I propose a new language. Its grammar, and words, exactly the same as English; excepting that each individual letter is changed to the letter to the left of it on a standard QWERTY keyboard. So, "H" becomes "G". "E" becomes "W". "Hello" becomes "Gwkki". "Interneese" becomes "Ubrwebwwaw". Additionally, the far left letters (Q, A, and S) become the far right letters (P, L, and M). This language may be typed, of course, but its primary purpose is to be spoken. We must rise up, as proud internet citizens, and distinguish ourselves. Glcw l fiis slt, nt deuwbsa!
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