I receive many prayers from earth generally about the sudden dissapearance of your laptop/pc such as this one I recently received "Spacebaronmylaptophasgone.ThankgodAthenshasanapplestore!"

I cannot help you dear Peggy, even though you are in Greece to help the Syrian refugees, as my jurisdiction is blocked by your earthly god's who brought you the apple store to Athens.

But I say, what have the earthly gods really brought you? Wars, hatred, pedophilia, disapearing computers and apple stores. You may argue that they have also brought hope but I fart space clouds on your earthly gods' hope and offer results!

Sign this petition if you want an end to wars, pedophillia, apple stores, lost computers and unheard prayers. In space, One can hear you scream... The Space Baron!