Souls to fuel blasphemous Cheese Blimp
Saint Cerberus believes that by people giving their souls to her in act of complete idiocy and spontaneity she will be able generate enough energy to float away to Valhalla in a giant, inflatable cheese, stunning Theists world over with a spectacle farcical enough to deny the existence of god beyond all shadow of a doubt. By signing this petition you agree to give away your soul to Saint Cerberus, A perverted and irresponsible young girl who will almost definitely do something terrible, vulgar and uncouth with it. For the sake of science. And eternal feasting. And a cheese blimp.
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7 years agoyachi United Kingdom7 years ago