Fellow Shadow of the Colossus lovers! Only recently has the production of a movie interpretation of Shadow of the Colossus been announced. We all know what they did to Street Fighter, Silent Hill and Dragonball and they all suck! And do you really want that to happen to the best game ever Do you want an inexperienced "actor" play the role of Wander and actually speak! Do you want the Colossi to look like cheap cardboard cut-outs! And do you want a horrible writer to make up the plot! I don't think so! Hollywood will probably include everything that they think will be cool and attract crowds of stupid youth. Lot's of swearing, giant explosions, car chasing scenes, women with a chest worth millions of dollars, Batman, robots, guns, katanas, hip-hop music etc. The cast will probably be as follows; -Wander, Vin Diesel -Mono, any well known porn actress -Dormin, the voice of Yuri Lowenthall I can go on and on, but you get the point! THIS MOVIE WILL AND SHALL SUCK!!! Sign the petition nao! Aiming for at least over 9000!

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