Smaller Clothes for Women

We propose that female workers wear shorter skirts and lower tops (well the good looking ones anyway) in order to enhance the morale of the male workforce and subsequently improve their productivity. Just think of the fun you could have with a packet of cheese puffs too...

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    jedi, United Kingdom

    6 years ago
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    Claire, United Kingdom

    6 years ago Comments: Shorter skirts and tops Hell yeah!!!!!
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    Fernando, United Kingdom

    6 years ago Comments: Well that would make me work faster, yeah faster, oh God so much faster... oh oh uh hnnnggghhh! Where did I put that Kleenex
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