We must rid the world of the scourge known only as "Parachutists!" we cannot allow this disease to go unchecked any longer. This addiction has perfectly sane people jumping out of perfectly good planes. The pandemic isn't only affecting middle america, it's affecting doctors, surgeons, archaeologists, college students, etc. It has no race, sex, culture, age(above 18), or financial boundaries. This may be the end of the world as we know it. We must move quickly to fight and ultimately destroy this evil. Join me in the coalition to ban bodies falling from the sky before it becomes an all-out onslaught!