Right loads of people, far and wide want dave to shave off the hair which has immassed over the past year-ish. Now i am setting up a petition jus to show him how bad it has actually got, i mean its bad, there is even a conspiracy about what is inside the hair, like eric (see shev for details), dave's bank manager amungst other items.
The fact remains that we want it cut, and the following names will show him how bad it actually is, and hes had people willing to book him into the hairdressers for fcuk sake!
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