Simon Duff has been offered a great job in London. He has had some form of mental spasm, though, and is prevaricating. We, the undersigned, believe that Simon coming to London is in his best interests, will enhance his personal life (and hygiene), and will be a great career move. If you want a second opinion, it will also make him muscular and more fragrant. We are not being selfish at all by demanding that he comes to London. Like we said earlier, it's in his best interests, can't you read or something? Oh you skipped a line by accident. Sorry. We're a bit emotional. Where were we? Oh yes. Simon should come to London, and we demand satisfaction, sir.