I think that all malls need to have a Man Lounge for those of us who have been dragged out of our Lazy-Boy for an excruciating long (more than 10 minutes) trip to the mall. The Man Lounge will be a members only club, with a sports bar and restaurant, outfitted with beautiful and barely clothed maidens as servers and dancers, a card room, and a dancing stage equipped with poles. I'm thinking of H00ters meets a strip club meets the Pl@yboy Mansion.

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