Petition For Andrew Horache Harris to Attend Cornell 5 Year Reunion

This Petition is for a simple but quite noble cause. It is a petition to urge our friend and confidant, one Andrew "FMA Flappy Smanderson" Horace, to bestow upon us, his company to the 5 year cornell reunion. Without support for this cause, very vital activities could be in grave jeopardy, including, inter alia, doubles tennis, sunflower-seed bucket hurling, and assorted non-conspicuous molestings. We urge our friend Andy to come on this trip to the extent he can push his work boundaries and make it work. We pray that he does everything in his power to accompany us on this journey, for with Andrew, anything is possible (even a reverse FBSO). Please support this cause!

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