It has become painfully clear that Miss Nikki Burton feels like her phalanges are too good for this ankle. I say no! She is misinformed and misguided. In the words of my Glenn Close's crazy ass in Fatal Attraction, "I will not be ignored!" I'm almost healed, but my journey will never be complete without the support and e-friendship of Miss Nikki Burton. Why should I be shunned and made to feel like a lowly joint and bone? I am but a ray of light and I will shine over every sidewalk, gravel road, carpeted aisle and (in a perfect world) many a red-bottomed shoe. I have feelings. Yes. Yes I do. What say you FB fam. Will you help me? We can do it. Yes we can. Please help make my dream a reality. Please Nikki, please... Nikki, Nikki, Nikki please! Tis all.