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send pol to frankfurt 2k15

4 Signatures Goal: 1,000

In the words of our book:
"beth is love
beth is life
paul is near
beth get knife
when beth is done
and paul is kill
wow such amaze!
beth is thrill!"

-Holy Bethble: Trains 3:14

This is the credo behind Beth's Apostles. We have a holy mission, and that is to ship the nonbeliever Pol, to Frankfurt. He goes against everything Her Holiness Beth stands for. We, as faithful servants of our Idol, must cleanse the North American continent of this muscly lump of a heretic.

So says Beth. So says the Bethble. So say all believers.

Amen.

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