Send Chris Webb Home

There are 5 absolute chaps heading off to Croatia for a summer vacation sure to be filled with cultural excursions and relaxed evening meals around the local town.

In preparation it has been decided that a good feed before the off is not a 'nice to have', it is a necessity. The Big Easy is the hallowed location where we will gorge on it's BBQ meaty goodness, chased up with a tipple of good bourbon.

This dream has been thrown into threat by 'Chris Webb's' employer as they will not give him the afternoon off work to get to London in time to sample the sexual offerings of The Big Easy. These dirty tactics by his employers can not be allowed and we have to take action NOW!

We need YOUR help to show his employers that this feed HAS to happen and they should not stand in his way. Niff has had a tough life (he's pure ginger bless him), please help us give him this one break in his life before he undoubtedly dies a horrible drunken death in Croatia by the hands of the Jagerthon.

God Bless,
The Chaps


  • Alex Henderson Some nice content in here mate, however the whole point of the petition is to get signatures and take it into his work so they will change their mind. Accusing them of "dirty tactics", when I'm not even sure Niff has asked for the afternoon off, is probably not the way to go about it...

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