Please run for President of the Philippines in 2016:

Before you dismiss this petition, hear me out first. You don't have to do anything... we, the netizens of this sovereign country will do the leg work for you. If the "anti-pork barrel movement" is any indication, the tax paying population will be more than happy to back you, at no cost.

If we're facing a future where a Binay, a Poe, or even another Erap presidency is imminent, you might as well put your name on the ballot. If the 2012 polls was any indication, the internet is not as influential as we thought it would be based on the results (Nancy won, sigh). But 2016 could be a completely different ball game, and given the lackluster choices in offer, you can possibly win this by a landslide. Name recall be damned!

So there you go, all I ask is for you to put your name on the ballot, nothing else. It may be futile, the front runners might laugh at us, but it doesn't hurt if we try. You mentioned a few years back that you will never run again for the presidency, but this time, we will do the running for you.