The undersigned petitioners ask that during all severe weather alerts, WAVE3 meteorologist Brian Goode swing onto set dressed as a pirate. This action would encourage viewers to watch WAVE3 and would prevent the murderous thoughts that occur every time the weather team breaks into normally scheduled programming to warn us hours in advance about storms that are not even affecting our county. The cost to Brian's self-respect would be outweighed by the benefits to the viewing public.