My fellow Americans - Yes, that's right - I said Americans. And what is more American than Baseball and Apple Pie? MOMS, of course! Where would this great country be without our loving mothers? Incidence of MA (mother abuse) is on the rise. Telltale signs include withholding of Starbucks, no respect, lack of help with chores, and worst of all - NO SAY IN TRAVEL PLANS! Oh, the humanity! Please help put an end to MA. Sign the petition TODAY!