Keep Darius Conway out of SCAD!

The petition

“Do you have some bitchassness? That’s a very contagious disease in our community.� P. Diddy's statement is indeed true, just take a look at the bitchassness that has spread to the prospective SCAD '12 students. One of the infected is the self-proclaimed fashion superstar Darius Conway. With his horrible spelling, abuse of the cap locks key, and general flamboyant bitchiness, many students do not wish to see the return of Darius to SCAD in 2009.

Quotes from horrified SCAD '12 students:

"Darius is detrimental to my education on account of the fact that he has disgusting teeth that are breeding new and dangerous viruses."

"I couldn't concentrate in drawing class because I was staring at Darius' horse teeth and oily skin."

"He thinks he's the shit, but he's really dumb and can't spell."

"Darius raped me with his CAPS LOCK key!"

"He creeps me out!"

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