Please help me and my coworkers save our friend Mark's sanity. In Mark's spare time he mostly works at a quaint location. It's a lovely place nestled in the rolling hills just northwest of our city. Lots to see and do, but the constant exercise afforded him by the new friends he meets is leaving Mark at times feeling like a bell clapper in a goose's ass or like he is stretched out like a gnat's ass over a rain barrel. We the undersign challenge Mark to give up his part-time work for a period of no less than 1 month.

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