Tired of the amorphous ugliness of urban Singapore Sick of pervasive HDB flats Had enough of Orchard Road Retreat into the verdant splendor of Kampong Buangkok, where things retain a delightful simplicity, devoid of the extravagances of urban life. Where the cacophony of clacking heels disappears, and where the fine tapping of slippers sounds in your ears, ever so gently. Where the air is fresh, untainted by exhaust. Tired of this phoney purple prose Well then let's get down to business - join this group, and save the Kampong, now! Tell them dear, that if eyes were made for seeing, Then Kampong Buangkok is its own excuse for being