Vybz Kartel is a Jamaican dancehall 'artist' who is the leader of Al Qaeda in Jamaica. He is also a super villain whose special power is the 'Patois Pow' which consists of Vybz roundhouse kicking the victim to the head while shouting assorted patois insults such as 'guh milk yu granny' or 'bumborasspussyholeclaat'. Upon being Patois Pow'd, the victim will instantly die a long and painful death. Vybz also steals the female population of any nation he visits like a kind of gender-specific pied piper. Except he doesn't play a flute, he blazes out dutty dancehall cuts from his beatbox. upon getting women to his environs, he seals the deal by casting a spell on them by sending them a virus-infected messages from his blackberry.. Once under Vybz's spell, the female in question will give in to an uncontrollable urge to semi squat, stick out her rear end, and shake it up and down so it wobbles like it's going to fall off. During a previous visit to the UK, Vybz Cartel also once called the queen a 'dutty gyal' to her face whilst goosing her from behind. When Prince Phillip stepped in to save the Queen's honour, Vybz gave him a Patois Pow to the head and called him a 'Green-arm battyman'. Prince Phillip failed to die however as he is already dead....he just hasn't admitted it yet. This man must be stopped from entering our green and pleasant land. Please. sign below.