Men across the land, dream of their own slice of British freedom. A place where their laws go, a place where everybody knows your name!

That's right, I'm of course describing the Great British back garden pub. A cheap affair, undemanding of bells and whistles. Just a TV, fridge, a little power and a cold beer.

I can't think of a more patriotic, convenient and secure venue as an old bomb shelter in the back garden, the perfect mix of nostalgia and coziness.

Please join us and help petition against the demolition of this dream. Fight for a change of mind, a change of prioroties, a change for good!!!

I speak to the owner when I say THINK OF YOUR SON