Dear colleagues, friends, and animal lovers:
We need your help. A death threat has recently been imposed against our loyal companion on the wall of Huddle Room 4.
Yes, he's a savage. And yes, he looks pretty baked. But this evil little stoner wants nothing more than to be part of our wolfpack. And he's promised not to tear off any more limbs. So please. I implore you. Don't let this fiendish pup be suffocated under a bland coat of eggshell white. Save him. Admire him. And in time, maybe come to love him.