Totino's Party Pizzas have proven a delicious staple for people of all ages. At only a dollar, they remain an affordable yet delectable option for those on a tight budget. This petition asks that the happiness these pizzas have provided millions be recognized. Walmart must release the identity of the man or woman who made the decision to make the pizzas only one dollar. The Catholic Church must then commit to canonize this person upon their eventual death, where they will be renamed Saint Totino, patron saint of cheap foods.