Sainthood for Colonel Sanders
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The time has come for the Vatican to bring their attention to one of the greatest human beings that ever lived: Colonel Harland Sanders. A scholar, a humanitarian, an innovator of the culinary arts, Colonel Sanders should most definitely be allowed the title of Saint. Don't believe me? Just look at the man. Never has there ever been a more saintly figure. It's also to my understanding that performing miracles is a prerequisite for canonization. Colonel Sanders was most definitely a miracle worker. Anyone that doesn't agree has obviously never tasted his delicious chicken. The 11 herbs and spices are truly a gift handed down from God.
Please sign this petition and help bring Colonel Sanders to his rightful place: among the Saints!
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