As a huge football fan, I spend all week waiting for the weekend to come around, only for it all to ruined instantaneously with the uneducated, patronising and droning nonsense that comes out of Michael Owen's mouth. This man does not know a thing about commentating, except for pointing or the most ludicrous and obvious things that even some one at the age of 1 could of come to realise after watching 1 minute of a football game.

It gets worse. You're team is losing, maybe they're a man down, these such facts make no difference to the animal that is Michael Owen. He will not even think twice about telling you how negative you're team are playing, how they should be playing with more intensity and to 'just' play more attacking football. Facts mean nothing to THE Michael Owen. There is no doubt in my mind that he is to football what salt is to a slug. Slow, painful torture with no escape.

I've put this petition together to help BT Sport realise how much pain and anger they are putting their paying viewers through. I beg every one of you reading this to spend 1 minute of your life to sign this petition to help end the timeless mental torture that comes with Michael Owen's vocal chords.

Thank you.