We, the undersigned, do hereby demand a sequel to the uproariously funny "The Runner's Rule Book" (Rodale, 2009), by Mark Remy. We totally would purchase at least four copies apiece, because they make terrific gifts. And by "four," we mean "six." In addition, we acknowledge that while it may seem foolish to try to top a book as pitch-perfect as the "Rule Book," if anyone can do it, Mark can. We want "The Runner's Rule Book II"!