Petition to round up all of the homeless people and put them in camps to work until they reach 65. At that age they will be given a small apartment 50 dollars a month. If they reach 90 they will be mechanized and turned into cyborgs. This will cost an extra $1.99 not including shipping and handling if you want the gems to progress to the next level faster. They have to pass a faith test and be proven to know and love Raptor Jesus and willingly give up their succulent livers. When they reach 100 the robotics will be removed and we will put them all in a pit after being lubricated. Think long and hard about signing this petition, it could save the economy from the crazy Atlantic Mexicans who want to take our coconuts. Thank you for your time and please feed the poros on your way out. Cheers!