Shaq Plaque to rock Sarah's world

The petition

Unfortunately, Sarah has never truly experienced the kind of pleasure that can only be brought by Shaq Plaque. It is recommended that she spend a week in the tropical Fiji islands where Shaq Plaque will proceed to give her a one-of-a-kind world-rocking from about noon (or whenever he gets up) to well after the sun goes down. The experience will be at once sensual, romantic, exotic and exhausting. It is in the interests of both afforementioned parties that these events occur, and with your support on this petition, we can make it happen.

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