We, the undersigned, demand the immediate installation of Robbie 'The Epistlelator' Brown as team manager of Montrose FC. We acknowledge that he is the only antitdote to the buffoon-ridden imcompetence which has infested the dug-out from Drinkell to Tweed, assisted in no way by the Keystone Kop boardroom shenanigans over the last decade. Likewise, we demand that he given free reign whilst in the Montrose cold-seat to thwart the foul and nefarious advances of Forfar, Brechin and Scumbroath. Only then will he be able to unleash the fury against these iniquitous arch-enemies of Angus, and free the Endies from their current oppression and bondage. Indeed, as Moses led the Israelites out of Egypt, so we demand that Robbie Brown be allowed to lead the Gable Endies out of their wilderness of woefulness. In short, the undersigned demand his immediate appointment, ushering in as it will a magisterial Utopian age in Montrose and the wider north Angus area, creating a Fourth Reich of supremacy for generations to come.