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Giant Burrowing Cockroaches

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Dear Father, After I recently approached you with a request for permission to purchase 3 Giant Burrowing Cockroaches from http://www.insectfarm.com.au/ I was denied most ignorantly. May I point out that These insects are not like house cockroaches, have no wings, and cannot climb up walls. They cannot scurry at tremendous speeds and carry no harmful disease or bacteria. In case you were not aware, I am fully willing and capable of paying all the necessary costs of deleivery, housing and sustenence for the would-be pets. I hope most sincerely that you will reconsider your offer. -EDIT: (Would simply like to point that I AM in fact male, despite the numerous \"You Go Girl!\"\'s that I have received. Thanks for the support, nonetheless.)

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