Giant Burrowing Cockroaches

Dear Father, After I recently approached you with a request for permission to purchase 3 Giant Burrowing Cockroaches from I was denied most ignorantly. May I point out that These insects are not like house cockroaches, have no wings, and cannot climb up walls. They cannot scurry at tremendous speeds and carry no harmful disease or bacteria. In case you were not aware, I am fully willing and capable of paying all the necessary costs of deleivery, housing and sustenence for the would-be pets. I hope most sincerely that you will reconsider your offer. -EDIT: (Would simply like to point that I AM in fact male, despite the numerous \"You Go Girl!\"\'s that I have received. Thanks for the support, nonetheless.)


[no one is really sponsoring this. I made it because I wanted the damn pets :( ]


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    Lana Bogusz, United States

    1 year ago Comments: My family and I have pet cockroaches and love them. Good Luck!
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    kitten, United States

    4 years ago Comments: even thew i think the would be pet is distrusting....i think if u want them that bad u should have them....
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    Blanca, United States

    4 years ago Comments: I hate roaches, but you go girl! (Just kidding!)
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