As members of the currently living and highly mobile community, you have a responsibility to protect the formally living members of the animal kingdom.  In particular, the formerly living members of the aquatic animal kingdom that have had the misfortune of a visit to a taxidermist. Please join our organization FOFL, the Fraternal Order of the Formally Living, (pronounced Fo Fill) in condemning the heinous practice of posing with our aquatic friends, ironically, in front of large bodies of fresh water.  This practice is degrading to all living and non living aquatic species universally.  In addition, as a signer of this petition, join us in  demanding  the safe return of our founding member Piranha Pete to FOFL headquarters in Wright, Minnesota, his rightful home.  His absence is an arduous burden for our organization.