Recently it was announced that the entirety of the Decatur County clerks office in Tennessee is slated to resign from their positions lest they have to issue homosexuals marriage licences as per SCROTUS` decree. We, the undersigned petition to have Decatur County officially and irrevocably changed to Fabulous County TN. The affected townships would include Bath Springs, Bible Hill, Decaturville, Lick Skillet, Parsons, Scott's Hill and Sugar Tree. Fabulous County will become a bastion of tolerance and progressive thinking in rural Tennessee, and could possibly become a tourist destination for LGTBQ couples looking to get married.

Come to fabulous Fabulous County. It's just fabulous here!"