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Petition for Immediate Goatee Removal

48 Signatures Goal: 100

Nathan has not listened to subtle suggestion. Thus, his close friends have created this petition hoping that strong support will help him take the leap and shave off the goatee that he has become emotionally and literally attached to. After all, if he hates the look of a baby-bottom-smooth chin (and is not convinced that the ladies like the look) he can always grow back the Southside Goat in a matter of 6-8 weeks.

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We, Nathan\'s closest friends, decided to start this petition last night over pizza and beers. It seems that when we talk to Nathan, supportively, he thinks that we are joking. This proves that either we are joking A LOT or he really should shave his goatee, or BOTH. The opinions of women are especially appreciated.

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  • 8 years ago
    Sarah Canada
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    Rodney Dangerfield United States
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    mnovak United States
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    Mary Novak United States
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    Evan United States
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    bk gluetrapped@yahoo.com United States
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    Crystal Huffaker United States
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    Riley Owens United States
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    Riley Owens United States
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    Jon Magrum United States
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    Rowdy United States
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    brett United States
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    Amber Rose Brown United States
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    Marla Longshore Belgium
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    sarah bly United States
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