Petition for Immediate Goatee Removal

Nathan has not listened to subtle suggestion. Thus, his close friends have created this petition hoping that strong support will help him take the leap and shave off the goatee that he has become emotionally and literally attached to. After all, if he hates the look of a baby-bottom-smooth chin (and is not convinced that the ladies like the look) he can always grow back the Southside Goat in a matter of 6-8 weeks.

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We, Nathan\'s closest friends, decided to start this petition last night over pizza and beers. It seems that when we talk to Nathan, supportively, he thinks that we are joking. This proves that either we are joking A LOT or he really should shave his goatee, or BOTH. The opinions of women are especially appreciated.

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