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Name: The Rio Casino And Hotel on Mar 14, 2007Comments: That monster deserves relocation after his horrific shunting of that poor helpless All-American gal. All of us at the Rio Casino and Hotel happily sign this petition.Flag
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Name: Kele Okereke on Mar 14, 2007Comments: Shane is a bully.Flag
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Name: Waxy O'Connor on Mar 14, 2007Comments: He brings shame to the O'Connor clan. He is the reason we are all associated with drink, booze and alcohol.Flag
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Name: Anonymous on Mar 14, 2007Comments: He caused me pain in my naughty area. He is an evil man.Flag
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Name: Liza Minelli on Mar 14, 2007Comments: Don't send my brother back to Scotland. Send that Shane, he sounds like a nasty piece of work.Flag
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Name: Canadian Farming Authority on Mar 14, 2007Comments: Relocate Shane to here! He's welcome back. Our Moose fertility rate aboot doubled when he was over. I don't think that's a coincidence, ehFlag
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Name: Mr. Ginster on Mar 14, 2007Comments: Please relocate him, The cost of breadcrumbs since the war in Iraq started has quadrupled and the factory is fast going bankrupt. For the sake of all the employees and shareholders please let some one else take on the burden of funishing the giant egg with breadcrumbsFlag
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Name: Funtime on Mar 14, 2007Comments: do it.do it now!Flag
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Name: One Of The Beal Twins on Mar 14, 2007Comments: All I wanted was my hat back, and he had to mention my mother. I mean who would want a scotch egg as a step dadFlag
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Name: DC Taxi Driver on Mar 14, 2007Comments: HA HA, He Bald!!!Flag
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Name: Gemma Carney on Mar 15, 2007Comments: He must go ASAP, I dont want anyone to know he is the father of our secret lovechild 'Shaney jnr'Flag
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Name: Shanes Cum Face on Mar 15, 2007Comments: You can go, but i'm stayingFlag
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Name: Robbie Slug on Mar 15, 2007Comments: If you do move ooop norf, can I come visit & piss in your roomFlag
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Name: Barrie Whatts on Mar 15, 2007Comments: Please Please send him now, my back is giving out; I cant possibly carry him for the remainder of the season!!!!!!!!!!!Flag
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Name: Green T-Shirt Association UK on Mar 15, 2007Comments: Dear Mr Egg, please let us know the date of yor move & we shall relocate or store accordinglyFlag
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Name: Eddie Bow Again on Mar 15, 2007Comments: Barry, your back hurts i had to have 2 hips replaced carrying the ginger sausage jockey!Flag
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Name: Shane's Cat Felix on Mar 15, 2007Comments: He keeps making me go hungry for days then he covers his knob with cat food.Flag
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Name: Capt Spud Croquet on Mar 15, 2007Comments: Pack him off, he once ate me............... he's a cannibal I tell you!Flag
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Name: Andrew Motion on Mar 15, 2007Comments: As current Poet Laureate I have penned a few ditties to add my weight behind the Egg For Scotchland Campaign: There was a young egg named Scotch Who bed lacked a single notch But then he met a girl Who on sight, didn't hurl But laughed when she saw his tiny crotch there was a young man named scotch egg, who had a cumberland sausage for a leg, his chest was a pastie, he looked very tasty, but his breadstick was covered with smeg. There was a young man named Shane, Who took part in a food campaign. His scotch egg for a head, Was too big, so instead, He fed it to the population of Spain. there was a young man from wanstead, who had a scotch egg instead of a head, he bumped into james cack, who fancied a snack, and devoured him with a nice bottle of red!Flag
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Name: John on Mar 15, 2007Comments: [code] Get rid of him[/code]Flag
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