We, the udersigned, would like Morgan Stanley to relocate Shane "The Scotch Egg" O'Connor (number 7 in the top ten favourite O'Connor brothers) in Scotland (or further if possible) and keep Conor "O'Connor" Garland (number one on the all time list of O'Connor brothers) in London. Please make this happen
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john, United Kingdom7 years ago Comments: [code] Get rid of him[/code]
Andrew Motion, United Kingdom7 years ago Comments: As current Poet Laureate I have penned a few ditties to add my weight behind the Egg For Scotchland Campaign: There was a young egg named Scotch Who bed lacked a single notch But then he met a girl Who on sight, didn't hurl But laughed when she saw his tiny crotch there was a young man named scotch egg, who had a cumberland sausage for a leg, his chest was a pastie, he looked very tasty, but his breadstick was covered with smeg. There was a young man named Shane, Who took part in a food campaign. His scotch egg for a head, Was too big, so instead, He fed it to the population of Spain. there was a young man from wanstead, who had a scotch egg instead of a head, he bumped into james cack, who fancied a snack, and devoured him with a nice bottle of red!
Capt Spud Croquet, United Kingdom7 years ago Comments: Pack him off, he once ate me............... he's a cannibal I tell you!
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