Real Toilet Paper NOW!!!
Show your support by signing this petition now
We the people of 1 Reads way are in dire need. We need toilet paper. Toilet paper that can actually be used. The current situation will not stand! Single ply toilet paper that you can clearly read through is a violation of the Geneva Convention. It is causing health issues including, but not limited to aggravation of hemorrhoids.
We beseech you, please! Please, upgrade the toilet paper. We're not asking for Moist Towelettes or even Charmin. All we are requesting is a basic two-ply toilet paper.
Sincerely,
The people of 1 Reads Way
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