SAVE BILLY'S VIRGINITY!!!

We, the undersigned, do petition AGAINST the destruction of one Puppy's sweet, sweet virginity. We, the undersigned, believe that Puppy's virginity is far too delic--- important! to be simply thrown to the Cougars like so many scraps of raw, fresh meat. By signing this petition we state clearly that we will NOT stand for the blatant mishandling of what many find to be a multinational treasure, only to be dispersed to a select few who have paid the correct monies and dues in earning the responsibility of owning such a rare Puppy. Oh, and cawk.

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