We the undersigned request and recommend that Ed Davey MP hold his breath for a period of 1 week ( thats 7 yes 7 days Ed) until he goes permanently quiet.
For every day Ed Davey holds his co2 enriched dogbreath I will personally donate 1p found down the back of the sofa to save cute pandas in the Amazon Arctic Deserts of the Pacific ocean, or upon request assign a parliamentary proxy puncher to knock the stupid out of and some well deserved sense into his wooden turnip head, his choice.

Ed Davey displays the kind of mega religious fanaticism that ordinarily would exclude such as he from badly organising a piss up in a brewery let alone anything as supposedly important as climate change policy.
For a few reasons;
He's ideologically driven just like any other religious crackpot.
He's an MP so he's honest as the day is long (naturally), but the biggest reason he shouldnt be in charge of Karzi cleaning duties is because He's-Plain-Wrong and he knows it.

Ed Davey is unfortunately a slave to "green" quasi religious teachings but he's no scientist just like Choo Choo Charlie aka Rajendra Pachauri or Al "The Fatfather" Gore so when even Rory O'Keefe of the Green Party says :"It is both inappropriate and reckless to allow non-experts to dictate climate policy." you know its serious and you have to ask whats a climate clown like Ed Davey doing in that role?
For someone who claims to be "green" and in touch with nature I've never seen someone so frigging porky, must be all those taxpayer funded lunches eh Ed? here have a carrot.


So support this petition for the sake of the planet and lobby to get Ed Davey to either hold his breath for a week, or get punched in his big fat face and save the amazon arctic desert pandas as well.