How would you feel if Marcus Coventry, Professor Bentley, Carolina Evenson, Professor Cross, Oliver Mason, and countless others recklessly had sexual intercourse on your face? Not a pleasant thought, is it? My desk doesn't think so either. By signing this petition, you are showing your support to protect Lorcan Bole's desk. In short, STOP HAVING SEX ON MY DESK YOU DISGUSTING, SAVAGE BEASTS.