Proposal to cryogenically freeze Will Smith in preparation for the event of I-Robot 2 and The Second Independence Day

In light of recent advancements in technology and various UFO sightings we propose Will Smith be cryogenically frozen in preparation for the inevitability of such events as I-robot 2 and The Second Independence Day. As many of you, may or may not, know recent technological advancements such as the 'Kuratas' Mech Warrior, a 4.4ton killing machine, and Harvard Universities recent triumph in coding 700terabytes of data into a gram of DNA have come to fruition. This has lead us to believe that self replicating androids and I-Robot 2 are an inevitability. Also there has been an increased number of UFO sightings all around the globe in the past few years and many believe it to be the work of those pesky moon dwelling aliens from Independence Day (the first). Some have said that is is a matter of 'when' not 'if' they attack again. Now i am sure many of you will be asking yourselves "But what can we do about this impending doom? Only Will Smith has ever defeated both aliens and robots". That is where we come in, we propose to cryogenically freeze Big Willy (Will Smith) for an undetermined period of time, so that when the inevitable happens, be it 2 months or 1000 years, we will be able to defrost the only man who we all know can save us. If we can reach 1,000,000 signatures the governments of the world, from North Korea to South Korea, will take notice and put this plan into action, its the only way humans will survive. Thank you for taking the time to Help save the future

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