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Boycott Pretzle Consumption

16 Signatures Goal: 100

Pretzles have held a steady role in the United States economy and have lead to billions of innocent yeasts\' being murdered, tooth aches, dehydration, cut toungues, obesity and worst of all getting stuck in YOUR TEETH! So to take action we need 100000000.2 people to sign this petition to have all of the pretzle factories shut down!

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Hi. We are a branch of PETA reaching out to the micro organisms that deserve a right to live just like animals do!

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