Powerade is not the #1 sports drink, but we, as a nation, can change this gross injustice. If you are committed to the Powerade cause, and refuse to let corporate tyrant PepsiCo, head of the Gatorade brand, continue to reign supreme over these fine United States, then please, sign this petition, and show Gatorade that we won't take this lying down. You can keep your "Riptide Rush" and "Glacier Freeze;" we of the Powerade nation are content with our "Orange" and "Cherry." Also, in signing this petition, you promise to buy Powerade, and to never touch That-Which-Shall-Not-Be-Named (Gatorade).