Having been inspired by the massive success of the "Forgive Student Loan Debt" petition, we feel it only fitting the government be as broad as possible and cover as many screw-ups as possible with a Pot O'Gold for every man woman and child in America. After all, look at those guys with all that student loan debt that want it forgiven: They were duped into thinking they really needed to go to college to succeed in life and apparently never heard of Peter Jennings, Simon Cowell or Richard Branson - they never even went to college. Even after getting there they failed to learn they really didn't need that piece of paper that says they're smart. Ever heard of Steve Jobs, Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, Mark Cuban or Michael Dell? All college dropouts. They recognize the need for 80,000 bartenders, 15% of taxi and limo drivers and 17% of bellhops and porters who have their bachelor's degree. We need more educational handling of luggage! Shouldn't we all subsidize those who bought into a system that is growing at nearly 500% the rate of inflation? Isn't it important to know how to shotgun a beer any more? Don't we need more workers who don't even use their major? Isn't society so much better for the fact we have so many people who stayed in college and got more schooling rather than actually going out and getting a job? So say we all....now give us our Pot O'Gold if they're getting theirs!

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