Frankie Boyle for PM!

He have watched him on Mock The Week and we have all laughed. But now it is time for him to lead us all! New Atlantis shall rule the waves! (And maybe self destruct but we can worry about that later) We may have some tough years ahead of us, but we shall still applaude you Frankie! And maybe, just maybe...WORLD DOMINATION!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~Greg Proops~ shall be chancellor! ~Michael McIntyre~ shall be Deputy PM! ~Russell Howard~ shall be Mayor of London! ~Hugh Dennis~ shall be the Defense Secretary! ~Dara O'Briain~ shall be the Foriegn Secretary! ~David Mitchell~ shall be Home Secretary! ~James May~ shall be Minister of Transport! ~Richard Ayoade~ shall be Minister of Technology! ~Andy Parsons~ shall be the Official Wig Tester! ~Tim Minchin~ shall be the Official Song Writer! And the world shall be a better place! (Anymore ideas for this, just add them in the comments) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~~Frankie policies include~~~ - All the cities shall have hydraulic legs, for when the inevitable war for resources begins! - We shall have the best ever olympic opening ceremony at London 2012 by blowing up the world with a giant supernova and having Sebastian Coe standing there yelling "Get it up you China!" - Everyone shall have a car that you can move with your mind! - New road safety adverts of Richard Hammoud trying to remember his wedding day after the crash shall be enforced as a way to discourage speeding! - An annual share jokes about Kerry Katona day. (Any more ideas, just add them in the comments) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So sign for a better political future! �Citizens of New Atlantis, we must self-destruct!� �Prime Minister Boyle, you say that in every crisis.� �This time I mean it!�

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