http://i.imgur.com/vykCDo3.jpg a picture of Butthole Tooth

I present to you all, Butthole Tooth. A resident of Hoboken, NJ, Butty Toothson is an average Jersey construction worker who happens to be a scorpio-satyr 8,757 hours out of the year. However, for 8 hours every January 1st, he becomes much more. At the stroke of midnight, Butthole Tooth brings the New Year to all the good boys and girls; and at 12:01 then proceeds to get as inebriated as possible as quickly as possible, and then spends the next 6-8 hours loudly criticizing everyone's New Year's resolutions until passing out between 6 and 8AM, sleeping until 7-8PM and then waking up, disheveled and hung over, demanding to know, "Where the party at!"

Please sign this petition if you think Butthole Tooth should be the mascot of New Year's Day.