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Colored Usernames for Great Justice

4 Signatures Goal: 100

We the undersigned demand colored usernames for use in the forums of the clan whose name rhymes with pooper vest depends, or [pvd]. The Overlord of these forums is a mild-mannered insurgent named "Geoff", who resides in the barren wastelands of central-western Canadia. Be it that our society is ruthlessly egalitarian, it follows that when one member grants himself a colored mark while simultaneously denying this privilege to his fellow brethren, our cherished ideal has been shattered upon the harsh Machiavellian Rocks of Life. To succumb to such behavior would be to plant our feet firmly in the path of injustice, marching blindly on towards the warm embraces of totalitarianism. Our Battle is a lonely one, fraught with unimaginable horrors, and yet we stand today, against all hope, fighting the long defeat, ours eyes cast to the heavens. Who shall help us bend the hard throbbing arc of Justice towards the future? Who shall catch our wounded body as we fall in the heat of battle? Whence shall our deliverer ride? Shall it be You? Found out more about our cause @ www.hugebonner.com

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Signatures

  • 5 years ago
    Jeff Canada
    5 years ago
  • 5 years ago
    The "colored" boy United States
    5 years ago
  • 5 years ago
    david Canada
    5 years ago
  • 5 years ago
    Pants McPantsPants United States
    5 years ago