England would benefit so much more if we set up a ban to keep Phil Brown out of our country. This is an International concern - that needs to be dealt with the utmost haste.
Reasons to keep him there…well…. Where do I start?! Well
1. He smells
2. He supports Aston Villa
3. He has Gay tendencies
4. He fancies Dan’s mum
5. Life has got so much better when he left
6. He can’t walk, cycle, drive, or shoot in a straight line.
7. He is very violent
8. Has been rude to certain people in town (enough said!)
9. Doesn’t stop flirting with the ladies
10. He is from Brummy land
11. He will come back from Australia and boast about it for months
12. Air soft (if you know what I mean)
13. Jonathan WOTH
14. Me and Dan could never have our “private” time!
Well this could go on for years, but I’m getting cramp in my wrists. I believe that you get the picture. This is YOUR chance to make that important difference.
You have one shot!!!! SO TAKE IT!!!! |
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