Patrick, your bestest buddy from the first day we\'ve met, wants to be president. Seriously.
Just think about it;
If I became president and you know me, think of all the things you can get! Yes, I\'m bribing you.
The best thing that would come of this is, BUSH WOULDN\'T BE PRESIDENT ANYMORE! We all know, EVERYBODY, is a better president than him. We also know I\'m a better president than everybody else, well execpt you of course. ;)
So sign my petition and I\'ll sign yours, if you ever make one.
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