I guess you're getting pretty sick of these petitions. But that's what I want to talk to you about. I would just like to remind you that online petitions are hardly the best evidence on which to make legal decisions.
After all, if all public decision-making was handed over to people on the Internet, then Chuck Norris would be President. No offence.
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